I was at the bookstore today when I saw a horrid thing.
It would have made Emily Bronte roll in her grave.
A ton of copies of 'Wuthering Heights' Twilight-ified.
It had a black background with a rose on the front cover, the same font-face title as the Twilight book series, and much to my dismay, some text saying "Edward and Bella's favorite book" on the top right corner.
And it wasn't even a sticker.
That book has been out since 1847 and LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO IT. D:
NO ONE DESERVES THAT TO HAPPEN TO THE COVER OF THEIR FLESH AND BLOOD.
Well, ink and paper. But anyways,
NO ONE.
NOT A SOUL.
They also did that to 'ride and Prejudice' and 'Romeo and Juliet'.
Their covers had some sort of red or and red and white flower and the same Twilight font-face.
Jane Austen, Emily Bronte, and William Shakespeare really need some hugs.
/graveroll
Some of the best works of literature have been brutally murdered.
I SWEAR. Every book being recently published is about forbidden vampire romance.
I WANT SOME /REAL/ LITERATURE. NOT THIS SMEYER-SPIRED CRAP.
LIT ER A TURE
I did find a werewolf novel which sounded really good, though.
I want it. It's called 'Shiver'.

I also figured out they have Edward and Bella Barbie Dolls. X'D
Gave me a good laugh.

Publishing companies need to GTCO the bandwagon.